Scottish alt-brewer BrewDog has announced its contribution to the you-know-what in two weekends time with a special brew, the Royal Virility Performance. The purveyors of fine, alternative beers such as Punk IPA are sticking a middle finger up at the royal furore, but also donating all proceeds from the £10 beer to Centrepoint. Nice.
RVP contains viagra, Horny Goat Weed and sarcasm and only 40 bottles are being produced. Prince William is said to have been sent one, presumably for consumption on the big night, which if the ingredients work as intended, could also turn out to be a long one.